1. Life is too fucking boring not to try.
2. Rehab is for quitters.
3. When I'm looking at myself in the mirror: "You're ulgy, dumb, and you smell funky so put a smile on that mug an move!"
4. Love a woman, accept all the extra-pussy.
5. Another round of beers for me and my friends over there, under the table, sitting in their puke.
Trebuie neaparat sa schimb odorizantul de la Dacie ca incepe sa imi puta in masina a ficatei prajiti.
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nai vandut dacia....pacat :)
ReplyDeletefie, scoateti biblie!!